This picture is one of those things that I didn’t know I needed in my life until it was in my life.
People pointed me toward tweets from Twitter user @crysomemore (aka Sarahfu) who tweeted pictures of my new fashion icon at a PetSmart in Raleigh, North Carolina over the weekend. Sarahfu writes that she went into PetSmart (she accidentally called it “Petco” at first) to grab something for her cat and noticed a bunch of kittens up for adoption, so she went over to look at them. One family was looking for a cat to adopt. When an assistant at PetSmart’s Banfield Pet Hospital found out that the family was hoping to take a furball home, she brought out their newest arrival and Vogue’s next cover star: Kitten In A Tube Sock Sweater! (Yeah right, like Anna Wintour would put someone with real fashion sense on the cover of Vogue.)
The vet assistant said that the kitten was brought in the day before by a concerned citizen who found her getting rained on during Hurricane Matthew. The family instantly fell in love with Kitten In A Tube Sock Sweater and eventually adopted her.
I'm at petco and THEY FOUND A KITTEN IN THE STORM AND PUT HER IN A LITTLE SWEATER pic.twitter.com/KgFQ0ecFTN
— Sarahfu (@crysomemore) October 9, 2016
Ken Bone had a good run, but he just got shown up hard in the sweater department by this tube sock pussy (which sounds like the name of the weirdest sex act ever). Tube socks are probably sold out everywhere, because you know every kitten out there is going to try to work this look for fall. The emphasis is on the word “try,” because they’ll never be able to work it like the original Kitten In A Tube Sock Sweater!