Night Crumbs

St. Angie Jolie’s thin-skinned legal team sent a cease and desist to Perez Hilton for writing about her messy divorce fight. Perez told them to fuck off and to suck his dick and he claims they responded by apologizing. So when Perez Hilton tells a lawyer to fuck off, he gets an apology, but when I do it, I get served with a lawsuit outside of Target after buying lube, vodka and Gardetto’s. Life isn’t fair – Lainey Gossip

Parasite Hilton’s newest living and breathing fashion accessory looks like she already hates life – Celebitchy

But does Erika Jayne pat the octopus? – Reality Tea 

For a good five seconds, I really thought that Hilary Duff had a bunny tail taped to her ass. I need sleep – Drunken Stepfather

Samantha Bee dragged Donald Trump by his dead guinea pig hair: part 2,984,391 – The Superficial

The audacity of Bella Hadid thinking that she can pull off the hot outfit that Cristal Conners wears to the Cheetah in Showgirls. Well, Bella thought wrong! – The Nip Slip

Raja as Divine = ???????? – Towleroad

Here’s Anna Kendrick wearing an S&M straitjacket dress – Popoholic

T-Mobile knows what the people want to see! – OMG Blog

Tom Brady is not here for reporters asking about his bro Donald Trump’s “locker room” talk – Pajiba

Another day, another reality trick who is living that champagne life on a beer budget  – Starcasm

Heidi Klum LIES! – SOW

UsWeekly says that Kristen Stewart and St. Vincent are definitely bumping hipster ‘ginas – Popsugar

I see Miss Philippines trying to take Miss Austria out – Hollywood Tuna 

Rest in peace, Tommy Ford – Just Jared

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