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October 12, 2016 / Posted by:

The iconic jingle for the iconic perfume Wind Song by the iconic perfumier Prince Matchabelli!

Wind Song swept into this world in either 1952 or 1953 and it’s still around now, which you definitely know since I’m 100% sure you’re the kind of classic jewel who wears it 24/7 and constantly leaves your wind song on the minds of everyone around you. Prince Matchabelli was a real prince from Georgia who fled his homeland for the United States in 1921 after the Soviet Invasion,  and ended up opening the now legendary Prince Matchabelli Perfume Company with his wife Princess Norina in 1926. Prince Matchabelli died in 1935, so he sadly never got to smell one of his company’s biggest hits Wind Song and he never got to hear the gorgeous Wind Song jingle that has been gently sweeping through ear holes for decades.

Since my mush mound of a brain is powered by dirty gutter water, my mind is constantly thinking of dicks and farts (and sometimes dick farts). So to me, Wind Song sounds like a really elegant name for the sound your asshole makes when it lets out a fart. But unless your farts smell like florals with top notes of coriander, orange leaf and bergamot, then your farts probably don’t smell like Wind Song and they’re definitely not staying on anyone’s mind in a good way. I’m not sure when the Wind Song jingle was written, but whatever that date is, it’s the date that music was truly born. Take note, music historians!

The oldest Wind Song commercial I could find on YouTube is one that’s supposedly from the 1960s:

This one’s from 1980:

This version from 1988 is the one I remember the most, and it may be the most gorgeous version thanks to those delicate piano notes and that wet velvet voice:

And in the 90s, they 90sfied that shit by bringing out the guitar and those 99 Cent Store Jon Bon Jovi vocals:

It feels like it’s been forever since I’ve seen a Wind Song commercial on TV, but that doesn’t matter at all. I will never forget you, Wind Song, and I really won’t forget your jingle. The Wind Song song isn’t just “staying” on my mind. That bitch bought the place, paid off the mortgage, reinforced the foundation and is never leaving!

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