“Oh, it’s no secret that he’s a daddy” said tons of horny people who get hot for Troy from Community. We’re actually talking about another kind of daddy. According to UsWeekly, Donald Glover is officially a member of the secret babies club. Congratulations Donald, I’m sure your welcome basket isn’t in the mail (it’s a secret, after all).
UsWeekly doesn’t have any information other than 33-year-old Donald and his girlfriend became parents earlier this year. No one knows his girlfriend’s name. The only evidence anyone has are pictures of Donald walking out of a grocery store in Hawaii with a very pregnant looking woman back in January:
— E! News (@enews) October 11, 2016
In May Donald was seen walking around NYC with the same woman who was pushing a stroller.
It’s October, which means that if the mother of Donald’s baby gave birth around January, he’s been a daddy for about 8 or 9 months. Pete Campbell and Rory Gilmore just removed their sash and scepter presented to them by Shhhhhies’s Choice secret baby coalition and gave them to Donald.