Most dads would probably take issue with someone referring to their daughter in a derogatory and sexual manner in their presence. Some of the more temperamental ones might end up engaging in fisticuffs if someone creepshow-ed about their child in front of them. Donald Trump? Not one of those dads. CNN dug up audio of on-air conversations that Donald has had with radio host Howard Stern over the years. In one of the more charming ones, crumpled traffic cone Donald is very “np, bro” about Howard calling Donald’s daughter Ivanka Trump “a piece of ass.”
In another interview, from September 2004, Stern asks Trump if he can call Ivanka “a piece of ass,” to which Trump responds in the affirmative.
“My daughter is beautiful, Ivanka,” says Trump.
“By the way, your daughter,” says Stern.
“She’s beautiful,” responds Trump.
“Can I say this? A piece of ass,” Stern responds.
“Yeah,” says Trump.
Do you think Ivanka has an escape plan in preparation? She must at least have a couple of fake passports, and some cash squirreled away, right? Donald was a treasured guest of The Howard Stern Show for many years, and always brought with him sensitive and measured commentary about females.
In a 2002 appearance, Trump calls 30 “a perfect age.”
“Until she’s 35,” a co-host interjects.
“What is it at 35? It’s called check-out time,” Trump responds.
Melania Trump, 46, must have some sort of Slovenian magic!
In a 2006 interview, Stern asks Trump, “Do you think you could now be banging 24-year-olds?”
“Oh, absolutely,” Trump says.
“Would you do it?,” asks Stern.
“I’d have no problem,” Trump said.
Stern then asked Trump if he has an age limit.
“No, I have no age — I mean, I have age limit. I don’t want to be like Congressman Foley, with, you know, 12-year-olds.”
There’s that at least? *grimace*
In other interviews, Donald also discussed having sex with women during their time of the month (“Well, sometimes you get there by mistake.“), judged Tiger Woods’ ex-wife Elin Nordegren’s physical attributes (“No, I’d say she’s a solid nine, solid nine yeah.“) , and explained how he was able to slither backstage into the dressing rooms at the Miss Universe pageant to “inspect” things.
“Well, I’ll tell you the funniest is that before a show, I’ll go backstage and everyone’s getting dressed, and everything else, and you know, no men are anywhere, and I’m allowed to go in because I’m the owner of the pageant and therefore I’m inspecting it,” Trump said. “You know, I’m inspecting because I want to make sure that everything is good.”
“You know, the dresses. ‘Is everyone okay?’ You know, they’re standing there with no clothes. ‘Is everybody okay?’ And you see these incredible looking women, and so, I sort of get away with things like that. But no, I’ve been very good,” he added.
And we might be hailing this chief next month! I could type on but I’m only the weekend guy here at Dlisted and Donald’s said A LOT of ugh over the years. One would think that, before running for president, you might want to work through your obvious boundary issues with women (most importantly – your daughter). But we’re not inside Donald’s brain. They don’t make a hazmat suit durable enough, and it’s not like anyone would be volunteering.
THIS MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE pic.twitter.com/UiDbIJMTjo
— Ziwe (@ziwe) July 22, 2016
In other news, he’s not going anywhere.
The media and establishment want me out of the race so badly – I WILL NEVER DROP OUT OF THE RACE, WILL NEVER LET MY SUPPORTERS DOWN! #MAGA
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 8, 2016
Trumpettes, you may now heave a sigh of relief.