Hot Slut Of The Day!
Ana Navarro!
One tiny bright sparkle in this boiling smegma lake of an election has been Ana Navarro whose side-eyes and verbal dragging have been like two giant spoonfuls of Mylanta for my upset soul. Politics usually give me a mixture of the bores and the shits, but nobody can really look away from this disaster, and Ana has made it somewhat worthwhile. Ana is a Republican strategist turned commentator and when she’s not scalping Trump supporters on Twitter, she’s regularly giving me an actual reason to watch the dumpster fire that is CNN. Ana puts the OTT in Not The One and she does it in the best way. After GrabThePussyGate broke, Ana Crisco’d up her face, put razors in her hair and went into battle.
Last night, Ana was on CNN a lot, along with Trump’s “official surrogate” (and not in the “carrying his next spawn” kind of way) Scottie Nell Hughes. Scottie defended Trump to the death, like he paid off her student loans, while Ana did the complete opposite. Ana called for Trump to quit this bitch and also called for Republican leaders to scrub out the naranja skid mark from their party by disowning him. And late last night, Ana went off after Scottie got highly offended over her quoting Madballs McPussyGrabber. Ana said the word “pussy” a few times and when Scottie practically clutched her rosary over it, Ana was not having any of it. I’ll hold your purse, Ana:
You know what Scottie? Don’t tell me you’re offended when I say pussy, but you’re not offended when Donald Trump says it. I’m not running for president, he is. Don’t act outraged and offended when I say the word that you’re not offended by the man who you are supporting is saying. That is just absurd.
Here’s the video of Ana letting Scottie have it. Keep your ears open for Ana and your eyes open for Scottie’s face contorting into ThinkOfTheChildren mode:
Scottie’s daughter is watching?! According to this bio, Scottie’s daughter is 4 years old. Child Protective Services needs to pay her a visit, because letting her little daughter watch that political flaming shit show is almost more disturbing than letting her watch a snuff film.
Ana ended up leaving the panel last night and some guessed that she was asked to leave because of all of the pussies that came out of her mouth. But Ana said on Twitter that she was on TV all day and was tired. Rest up, you anti-pussy-grabbing warrior, because there’s still 30 days left in this mess and your verbal beatdowns are much-much-needed.