Open Post: Hosted By Larry The Cable Guy Breaking A Dude’s Arm

October 7, 2016 / Posted by: Michael K

If you no longer get grossed out from watching botfly maggot removal videos or that video of Donald Trump snifflin’, the sound of a dude’s arm doing the snap, crackle, pop may do it.

Millionaire redneck joke maker Larry the Cable Guy (who I always confuse with Joe the Plumber) was inside of a luxury suite during a University of Nebraska football game last weekend when he and a hot army vet named John decided to have themselves a little arm wrestling match. Tip: If you’re ever going to arm wrestle Larry the Cable Guy, don’t use your good fappin’ arm, because there’s a chance you may git-r-broke.

TMZ got the video of Larry the Cable Guy snapping a dude’s arm. They got a little melodramatic with that “HORRENDOUSLY GROTESQUE” warning. It’s not that bad. The only thing that’s horrendously grotesque is Larry the Cable Guy wearing his glasses over his cap:

John told TMZ that he had to get surgery to put a plate in his arm and he’s pretty much okay now. Dude also said that it didn’t really hurt. I believe him, because in that video, he looks stunned. I’m sure he isn’t that stunned over his arm getting broken. He’s more shocked over the fact that he got beat by Larry the Cable Guy! And well, maybe John will get a Milk contract out of this. Milk: It does a body so good that this won’t happen to you.

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