Korrection: Those Jewel Thieves Got Away With $5.6 Million Of Kim Kardashian’s Jewels, Not $10 Million
It was originally reported that the alleged jewel thieves who robbed Kim Kardashian at gunpoint got away with that extremely modest $4.5 million diamond ring and a jewelry box full of $5.6 million in opulent gems. TMZ is now hearing from sources that 13 pieces of jewelry were stolen and the grand total value is ONLY $5.6 million, “Pheeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww” said every single person in the world after finding out that getting robbed isn’t going to put Kim in the poor haus and she won’t have to beg Parasite Hilton to hire her back as a closet organizer.
I’m sure that right after the robbery, Pimp Mama Kris greeted her main money maker with insurance forms, so it’s not a surprise that Kim has already filed a claim. Kim told the insurance company that the 20-carat emerald cut diamond is worth $4 million. The ring also has the word “Adidas” engraved in it, because Kanye West gave it to Kim after signing a big deal with Adidas.
As for the case, the police in Paris have their eye on one suspect (cut to Pimp Mama Kris shouting, “Why are you all looking at me?!”). But they’re having a hard time ID’ing the faces of the robbers in footage from a surveillance camera that was across the street from Kim’s building. Kim’s building doesn’t have any security cameras. The footage is not a direct shot and you can only see the robbers’ reflections on glass. The robbers are also wearing masks and the footage is grainer than that vintage footage of Khlozilla in the wild. The robbers left on bicycles (since bicycles don’t have license plates on them). The police are also reportedly interested in a suspicious limo that drove past Kim’s building 3 times in 20 minutes.
Kim allegedly told the police that the concierge was real calm during the robbery. The robbers supposedly handcuffed the concierge and forced him to open up Kim’s apartment. The brains of the police are reportedly farting up question marks over why the concierge would have access to VIP apartments. The concierge was allegedly in the room with Kim as she was bound, and she said to him, “Are we going to die?” Kim thought the concierge was too calm when he said, “I don’t know.” That concierge supposedly responded to those allegations in an open letter that the tabloid Closer (via UsWeekly) published:
“Dear Kim: When you feel the cold steel of a gun at your neck, it is the moment when remaining calm can mean the difference of life or death, both our lives. I hope you are feeling better.”
I detect a touch of bitchery in that open letter and that concierge better keep an air horn by his side at all times, because Khlozilla may track him down and rip that smug look off of his face. I mean, she has the time now that Keeping Up With The Kartrashians has stopped filming indefinitely.
Following Kim Kardashian West’s robbery at gunpoint in Paris, production on “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” has been shut down, Variety has learned.
“Kim’s well-being is our core focus right now. No decision has been made as to when production will resume,” a spokesperson for E! tells Variety.
Hmmm… Okay, E! really wants me to believe that Pimp Mama Kris would allow the cameras to be turned off? If the cameras are turned off, the thieves win! So while Kim and the others might not be filming KUTWK, I bet that PMK is keeping the family fame whore business rolling by filming her own show: Keeping Up With Kris. Here she is, boys! Here she is, world! Here’s KRIS!