Hot Slut Of The Day!
The dude bro from the tribe of Jeff Spicoli who brought a little pride to my favorite state of Florida in their time of need!
A state of emergency has been declared in Florida, millions have been told to evacuate and FoxNews robot Shep Smith subtly warned people that if they don’t leave, the deadly Hurricane Matthew will kill them, kill everyone they know and kill their children too. But like fellow Florida douche jewel Vanilla Ice, this luxurious maned bro decided to stay and brave getting blown all the way to Texas (and not in a sexy way) so that he could shout out an important message on live TV.
Farron Salley of WPBF in West Palm Beach was reporting live at Juno Beach about Hurricane Matthew when the blond Shaun White messed with her report by shouting out, “Dicks out for Harambe!” It’s really nice to know that not even a hurricane can keep an activist (read: attention whore) from spreading an important message (read: meme). Farron politely told him to fuck off, laughed and went on as the anchor in the studio let viewers know who Harambe was.
Screaming “dicks out” on the local news is always going to get my stamp of approval, but I’m disappointed that he actually didn’t pull his dick out while screaming “dicks out.” Sure if he pulled out his dick for Haramabe, he’d risk Hurricane Matthew turning into Hurricane Lorena by ripping it off, but that’s the cause he chose to push. Commit!
(For Lane)