Night Crumbs
Here’s Michelle Williams at the Louis Vuitton show during Paris Fashion Week and I am pretty sure that face is saying: “Yes, I am contractually obliged to wear the skin of a raver snake as a tit curtain.” – Lainey Gossip
RiRi, or the Star intern who made this story up, didn’t lie – Celebitchy
Bethenny Frankel is selling the Tribeca dream home she once shared with Jason Hoppy for $7 million. It looks great and you can’t even tell that Jason Hoppy (probably) once wrote “I HATE YOU BITCH” in his own shit on the walls – Reality Tea
Anna Kendrick really nailed the bored and medicated model pose in InStyle – Drunken Stepfather
Keifer Sutherland and booze shall never be parted – The Superficial
Lady Gaga released another song from her country-fied album and I don’t really mind it that much because it sounds like a B-side from The Heights official soundtrack – Towleroad
Eric the hairstylist from Finding Prince Charmless talked about telling Prince Charming and the other contestants that he’s living with HIV – POZ
Jessica Lange’s eyes got a serving of Evan Peters’ crotch huevos one time – OMG Blog
Emily Blunt wore a dress that a 90s bride would make her bridesmaids wear if she hated them – Popoholic
Let’s not do this again… It’s fucking green, duh! – SOW
Carrie Brownstein and Abbi Jacobson may be bumping nipples, or not – Jezebel
The Jeep dealership where Anton Yelchin bought his SUV has responded to his family’s wrongful death lawsuit by saying that he was responsible for his own death – Just Jared
Kylie Minogue and her hot bearded piece are engaged, but won’t get married until everyone in Australia can – Boy Culture
And what in polka dot mod sack HELL is Amal Clooney wearing? – Popsugar
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