Open Post: Hosted By Salma Hayek Making An Artistic Commentary On Fashion Victims

October 5, 2016 / Posted by:

That’s why she’s wearing that, right?

And in this month’s episode of “Salma Hayek, You Are Married To A Billionaire, You Don’t Have To Do This Shit,” Salma Hayek showed up to the Stella McCartney show at Paris Fashion Week on Monday looking like the definition of “fashion victim” violently threw up all over her. While her billionaire husband François-Henri Pinault dressed like he doesn’t give one damn, Salma looked like she was styled by Derek Zoolander using crap that Edina Monsoon was about to throw out. If you threw in a pair of diamond grillz, it’s what Madonna would wear to parent-teacher conference night, and yes, Rocco Ritchie would immediately run out the exit door and take her private jet to his dad’s house. Salma needs to immediately go to the nearest FedEx and return those post-cataract sunglasses to Skrillex’s grandma and send those shoes to a charity benefiting needy ravers.

Salma’s billionaire husband’s company is a partner of the Stella McCartney label, so maybe Salma wore that mess because she had to and it’s good for her man’s business (but is it really?). If that’s the case, dude better rip up their prenup since Salma has already gone above and beyond the call of duty by wearing this foolery out in public.


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