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October 5, 2016 / Posted by:

Vero Mango, an actual “thing” that’s delicious and Mexican!

Somewhere between Tim Kaine interrupting everyone’s ass, the moderator Elaine Quijano trying to tell both of those fighting kids at the children’s table to shut the fuck up and Mike Pence’s broken lie detector of a head shaking no every time Donald Trump was quoted verbatim, the phrase of the VP debate was born! After Tim Kaine shit on Trump for saying that Mexican immigrants are rapists and criminals, Mike Pence spit out the words, “You whipped out that Mexican thing again.” Now, my brain automatically went to dick since it always goes to dick. I wondered why Tim Kaine whipped out his dick under the table AGAIN? Why does Mike Pence think his dick is Mexican? Why isn’t the camera person getting a close-up of Tim Kane’s Mexican dick? I wondered all those things. That “Mexican thing” comment is going to be used a lot if noted gay hater Mike Pence ever gets caught tap dancing for peen in a public bathroom.

#ThatMexicanThing trended all night on Twitter (and is still trending) and some used it to make jokes and many Mexican-Americans used it to tweet about their accomplishments and/or everything their parents accomplished after coming to this country.

And I thought of all the beautiful things from Mexico like Vero Mango! I actually only had a Vero Mango a few times, because my mom and abuelita would only buy me the cheaper generic ass version that had no name. Vero Mango is a mango-flavored candy that’s covered with chili. When I was a kid, I’d eat a dozen in a row easy, and that’s probably why several layers of my tongue are gone and why you could take a BIC to it and I’d be like, “I can’t feel anything.

What I’ve taken from this election is that if Donald Trump doesn’t win, we’ll get taco trucks on every corner and more Mexican things like Vero Mango! So next month when I go to vote, I’ll pull out my Sharpie and write in big letters: Not Trump! I want taco trucks and Vero Mangos!

Pic: Candy Warehouse 

 

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