Don’t you dare e-mail me your dry cleaning bill. It’s not my fault that the sight of white hot daddy Ric Flair in Liberace’s casual loungin’ robe causes crotches to burst.
Retired WWE champion Ric Flair recently bragged on his radio show, The Ric Flair Show, about all of the dozens of famous chicks who have taken a ride on Space Mountain. “Space Mountain” is apparently what Ric calls fuck times with him, which makes sense since like the ride, it doesn’t last long and you’ll be dizzy and disappointed afterward. The Stylin’, profilin’, limousine riding, jet flying, kiss-stealing, wheelin’ n’ dealin’ son of a gun would only say the name of one celebrity he’s done and that’s Halle Berry. But according to Halle Berry’s people, her coochie’s passport doesn’t have a stamp with Space Mountain’s name on it.
During a Q&A segment on Ric’s show, one fan from Twitter asked if there’s been any celebrity riders of Space Mountain. According to Ric, his dick has seen more stars than Galileo and Halle Berry was one of them.
“Several dozen. Halle Berry. Hahaha, of course she did. She was in Atlanta and she just got divorced from David Justice. Would I have to make up a lie?”
TMZ asked Halle’s people for the truth and they denied it. A source also told TMZ that Halle is grossed out and offended, because “a man doesn’t get to sexualize and lie about a woman he’s never met to better himself or his name. It’s offensive, demeaning and beyond misogynistic.”
Hmmm… so one of them is lying.
There’s a really, really good chance that Ric was so plastered out of his mind that he thought he was doing the real Halle Berry but he was really naked humping his TV as Executive Decision played on it. But on the other hand, Halle Berry did agree to do Catwoman so she’s known for making bad decisions. And in these pictures below at a Revlon event a week ago, it does look like Halle just glanced at the white hair on that man and flashbacked to the time she rode Space Mountain.