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October 3, 2016 / Posted by:

The goat in a palm tree!

Not much is known about this thrilling video of a goat in a palm tree. The only thing I really know about it is that it’s made an appearance on my Facebook feed at least sixty five hundred thousand times, because who isn’t mesmerized by a goat in a tree, and watching forty-seconds of a goat in a tree is better than reading your Trump supporter cousin’s latest ALL-CAPS rant of foolery about Hillary Clinton’s pneumonia and e-mails.

I don’t know why that goat skedaddled its ass up that palm tree. Maybe this video was shot on the day that the Brangelina break-up news broke and it climbed up that palm tree as fast as it could because it knew that the Great Flood of Brangeloonie Tears was soon going to be upon us. That’s probably it.

This video both comforts my soul and stresses the shit out of it. It comforts me, because aren’t we all just a goat who’s stuck in a tree and wondering how we got there and how we get down? It stresses me out, because I will now go through the rest of my life wondering whatever happened to this goat, and before I let out my final breath, I’m going to think to myself, “Okay, but what the fuck happened to that goat in a palm tree?”

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