Masterpiece Theatre’s Rob & Chyna may not see a second season. According to TMZ, Rob Kardashian looks to be the blockage preventing the Skeksis that run the E! channel (aka Ryan Seacrest and Pimp Mama Kris) from accessing even more cash.
Despite being a hit for E!, a second season of Rob & Chyna hasn’t been ordered because they can’t get the estranged couple to shoot together. Rob has supposedly been hanging out in his shame cave for the last two months and Chyna’s down at the SlutWalk looking like she’s ready to splash several bustiers with afterbirth at any moment.
Rob skipped out on a promo appearance with Chyna last month, and also neglected to show up at the Kardashian-thrown baby shower to which his babylady reportedly wasn’t invited. Chyna’s Evite missing in her inbox is said to have inspired Rob to tweet out his alarmingly-lipped sister’s personal cell number in retaliation. He’s also said to have gained back a lot of the weight he lost when he started the show. Rob’s got a lot on his plate, metaphorically speaking of course.
If E! can’t get Rob in the same room with Chyna again, they may just go with a solo Chyna effort. PLEASE call it Chyna’s Town. Ooh, if they get back together and there’s a wedding special, they can call it Wedding Chyna! I’ll stop now, mostly because I’m sure that title is already written in PMK’s day planner that’s bound in human skin. TMZ says:
Our sources say honchos think Chyna’s TV gold, and would consider working with her solo on a different show — but if her fiancé remains MIA … “Rob & Chyna” will die on the vine.
You kinda can’t blame Rob for hiding his head under a thick layer of empty snack food wrappers and Internet porn. If, in the same week, you had issued a tweet referring to either yourself or society as a whole as “dog,” had your girlfriend tweet YOUR personal number out to the masses, AND confirmed that your childhood crush was your inflatable alien sex doll older sister, you’d have the shades pulled, too.