During Kanye West’s headlining performance at the Meadows Festival in Queens tonight, he was halfway through Heartless when he announced that he had a family emergency and had to quit that bitch. No, Kanye’s family emergency was not him finding out that Kim Kardashian went SANS FARDS (but not really SANS FARDS) in Paris and it wasn’t him finding out that North West actually wore a color out in public. The family emergency was a serious and scary one. Kim was allegedly held at gunpoint by masked dudes in Paris. And which one of you bitches were at Kanye’s set and screamed, “That is SO Kanye!”
— Genius (@Genius) October 3, 2016
Kim’s rep tells CNN that sometime tonight in Paris, two dudes pretending to be police officers held her at gunpoint. The rep didn’t say if the gunmen stole anything, but they did say that Kim wasn’t harmed:
“Kim Kardashian West was held up at gunpoint inside her Paris hotel room this evening, by two armed masked men dressed as police officers. She is badly shaken but physically unharmed.”
Does that Vitalli Sediuk mess have an alibi?!
Kim may not be harmed, but I’m sure her bodyguards are. Pimp Mama Kris is also in Paris, so she probably unlocked her jaw and immediately swallowed the souls of their security guards for not protecting Kim.