Cate Blanchett’s husband got papped “canoodling” with a much younger actress he works with sometimes. Either they’re just really close friends who touch a lot, or Cate and her husband keep it open, or 2016 still hasn’t gotten full from eating so many marriages and is coming for another – Lainey Gossip
Donald Glover is the young Billy Dee Williams in the latest Star Wars movie, and on a different note, how in the hell many Star Wars movies do we need as a people? – Pajiba
True story, Christina Milian is wearing the first concept design for a nun’s habit – Drunken Stepfather
Detective Obvious, Heather Dubrow, has some brand new tips on how you rich whores can keep yourselves and your jewels safe! – Reality Tea
The benevolent Posh Beckham has graciously decided to make fashions for you poor peasants – Celebitchy
It’s Friday, so get into the soft, swinging peen belonging to a British reality trick – (NSFW) OMG Blog
John Mayer is selling fancy laundry detergent for 35 damn dollars a bottle, and that would be a steal if that stuff also sanitizes twats that have been tainted by John Mayer – The Superficial
Kate Gosselin has allegedly accused Jon Gosselin of being a bad shit peddler who may have an inappropriate relationship with his daughter – WWTDD
Jake Gyllenhaal is angry, wet and hairy in the new trailer for Nocturnal Animals – Towleroad
Justin Theroux should’ve kept that look because he’s never looked sexier – Popsugar
This is what the new Anne of Green Gables looks like – Jezebel
Scottie Pippen is done with his wife after 19 years of marriage. Scottie’s wife was in the Real Housewives of Miami, so of course, my first question after reading about this was: But what does La Bruja think?! – HuffPo
Maria Bartiromo brought a whole lot of “Pretty Woman going to the opera” elegance to the Al Smith dinner – Hollywood Tuna
Nev Schulman and his attention whore piece brought the eye rolls with their pregnancy announcement and also with pretty much everything they did after that, so I was expecting for them to give their baby a weird name. But in a shocking plot twist, they didn’t, and I’m disappointed – Just Jared
Kendall Jenner looks like she just had a four-way with the Blue Man Group – Popoholic
I almost titled this post “RIP Richard Simmons’ Studio,” but I don’t want to be responsible for the medical bills you’d rack up from going into cardiac arrest after reading, “RIP Richard Simmons.”
TMZ has let us know that if you haven’t already, you will never be able to wipe glitter out of your eyes while watching the magical dandelion in Dolfin shorts, Richard Simmons, sweat the chunk away at his studio in Beverly Hills, CA. Richard hasn’t been seen at his studio for years and now there’s zero chance of him going back since it’s closing its door forever next month. In notices sent to members, Slimmons announced that on November 19th, Los Angeles County will be a lot less glamorous, magical and fun.
I’m sure this picture of Taylor Swift wearing the team colors isn’t helping. According to The Oregonian, several San Francisco Giants fans are pissed at Taylor and itt turns out it’s because she messed up their World Series superstition by not releasing an album this year. Curse you, Taylor Swift!
Woe is Millie Clooney. The one day her humans decided to trot her out in front of the paps is the one day Amal Clooney decides to dress up like a rejected That ’70s Show extra. Millie Clooney is making the face that every little kid makes when they’re hanging out with their friends in front of the school and their mom pulls up in a dirty, bird-shit covered car with curlers in her hair and blasting some busted song. They think to themselves, “I hope she doesn’t see me, I hope she doesn’t see me, I hope she does- Oh shit, she just screamed my name.”
Yes, I know that Bassett Hounds just naturally make that face, but I’d like to believe that Millie is extra embarrassed by Amal looking like she’s about to break out into I Think I Love You at any second.
George Clooney is currently directing Suburbicon in Los Angeles, and yesterday, Amal visited the set with their newest dog child Millie Clooney. This is probably going to be the last time that Amal Clooney brings Millie around the paps, because Millie easily stole the show and used her eyes to throw hate at those ugly jeans.
And really, Millie is living the life. She gets all the free tequila she wants and she doesn’t have to strain her legs by walking up stairs since she’s got a human slave named George Clooney to carry her up. I need Millie Clooney to teach me her ways.
Lady Gaga’s out there pimping her new album Joanne, which came out today, so you know what that means? It’s time for round 499 of the Gaga v. Madge bitch battle!
During a radio talk with Zane Lowe on Apple Music Beats 1 (via HuffPo), Lady Gaga’s absolute favorite subject, her being the Maxie to Madonna’s Barbie, came up and bitch didn’t like it all. Gaga looked so strained that I thought her new face was going to pop right off, fly across the table and hit Zane like a rubber pancake hitting the wall.