And no, I don’t mean that Blac Chyna texted Rob’s krush Kim Kartrashian to ask her what she’s wearing right now.
Last night, Blac Chyna did something that totally wasn’t planned out by the producers of her and Rob Kartrashian’s E! shit show. Angela Kartrashian took a page out of Rob’s “How To Get Attention For Your Thirsty Ass With One Simple Tweet” by tweeting his number to her thousands of followers. I’d like to think that after Blac twatted that out, she, Rob and the producers all sat around waiting for his phone to blow up, but all they got were the sound of crickets and one text from the local Domino’s confirming that his nightly standing order is on its way.
Because everyone’s assholes were getting raw from shitting themselves over the anticipation of knowing why Chyna tweeted what she tweeted, she burped up an explanation on Snapchat. The real explanation is that those two fame whores have a reality show to sell, but Chyna said, “To ensure that your man is not texting no bitches, just tweet his number out!” I thought that the only bitches texting Rob were his family members, but I guess not.
Chyna spits out that “texting bitches” line in her reality show too, so yeah, this subtle STUNT QUEEN is subtle.
TMZ, the home base of Pimp Mama Kris’ boo Harvey Levin, already said that Chyna and Rob are not “good” and their relationship is about as expired as those cans of clearance section Fix-A-Flat she filled her ass up with many years ago. So I doubt Chyna gives a hell that he’s texting bitches, but I understand that they have to fake like they’re a couple for the sake of the precious gift they created together. No, not the baby growing in her body! Are you crazy? I’m talking about the thing that really matters: their reality show, silly!
And here’s Rob’s krush and The Slow One looking like two rejected dancers from Public Access’ knock-off of Solid Gold called Gold Plated while leaving the Balmain after-party in Paris with Kanye West.