Hot Slut Of The Day!
Mackarel Jordan!
Mackarel Jordan must’ve come from the waters off of Japan because pure potent 100% fuckery fills his fish veins. Mackarel Jordan is a character from a sports entertainment company called ZOOperstars! and he’s been working games and the halftime circuit in America for years. Mackarel Jordan must’ve gotten a craving for some British meat, because over the weekend, he entertained the crowd during a football game between Derby County and Blackburn Rovers at iPro Stadium in Derby, England.
Mackarel Jordan’s thing is that he plays on the field with a human for a bit and once he gains that poor bitch’s trust, he runs up, opens up his gaping fish hole, eats them, chews on them for a bit and then barfs them up, leaving them half-naked, confused and scared. Angelina Jolie really doesn’t have anything on this mega man eater. I haven’t seen a hot trick gobble up that much man since the Pamela Anderson/Tommy Lee sex tape.
An incredible halftime show at Derby County v Blackburn Rovers in the Championship. ? pic.twitter.com/AlX6QCpuJY
— TheFootballCommunity (@Footy_Community) September 25, 2016
And it’s a damn shame that Mackarel Jordan isn’t a giant superstar. I mean, his act has everything: drama, suspense, inflatable fish and a half-naked man!
via Mashable