Every Starbucks in England has filed for an emergency bailout of much-needed supplies because they are out of everything and that could mean only one thing: Britney Spears is over there! Brit Brit is in London where so far she’s busted out her flawless lip-synch act during the Apple Music Festival and did The Jonathan Ross Show. Brit Brit’s interview with Wossy (look at me speakin’ Brit-esh!) taped yesterday (it’ll air on October 1st) and according to a couple of people who were in the audience, she went off script a bit. Brit Brit actually said the word “conservatorship” out loud. And when she did, London the Dog’s ear’s perked up, the hairy pussy strip on Adnan Ghalib’s chin fell off and her old pink wig threw itself off of its wig head at the Smithsonian. It’s at the Smithsonian, right?
Brit Brit’s conservatorship was put in place in early 2008 and last year, it was reported that it’s not going to end anytime soon and may go on FOREVER. PopCrush says that one of their contributors, Grace Medford, was in the audience at The Jonathan Ross Show, and said that Brit brought up her conservatorship while talking about how her newest album, Glory Hole, is very personal to her. Before Glory, Brit Brit said that she had zero say in decisions about her career and her puppet-masters would just hand over the songs and shout, “SING!”
“Okay, so I have this conservatorship. I’ve been under this conservatorship for three years and I felt like a lot of decisions were made for me, so I wanted [Glory] to be my baby and I’ve been really strategic about it,” she told the host, according to Medford.
Another audience member, co-signed what Grace Medford said and added that it seemed like Brit Brit wanted to talk more about her conservatorship, but Jonathan Ross grabbed the wheel back and steered the interview far, far away from that topic. Brit Brit’s people reportedly gave him a list of shit to keep out of his mouth and I’m sure “CONSERVATORSHIP” was written in big, thick Sharpie words.
She really looked like she wanted to talk about it but jonathan changed the subject cuz he couldnt talk about it
— FEIM (@FeimM) September 28, 2016
@FeimM said that most of the 40-minute interview was all kinds of awkward and she seemed uncomfortable, which sounds about right. In most interviews, she comes off like me on a first date after the dude tells me he doesn’t like Showgirls. She shifts in her seat, only says a few words, keeps her eye on the exit door and then finally asks the dude if he wants to cut to the chase and do each other in the bathroom real quick, because she’s so hard-up that she’s not above hate-fucking an anti-Showgirls demon. Okay, she doesn’t do that last part.
Brit also said that she doesn’t party in Las Vegas, hasn’t smoked weed since she was 17 and she really got into some riveting and BBC breaking news when she admitted to ass burping onstage.
Britney also admitted farting on stage when she performs. I died.
— FEIM (@FeimM) September 28, 2016
Of course, the short talk about her conservatorship is most likely going to be cut out of the episode that will air. That’s why Brit Brit doesn’t really do live interviews. Because things would get really awkward if she said the word “conservatorship” on live television. I’m not sure how the host would react to Daddy Spears flying across the stage to shove a ladleful of Velveeta grits into Brit’s mouth. Yes, Daddy Spears always keeps a pot of grits on him, just in case.
And here’s Brit working a fresh-outta-the-bag weave outside of BBC Radio 1 yesterday.