Last week, Vitalii Sediuk, who doesn’t seem to know what the definition of a “prank” is, got elbowed in the face by Gigi Hadid after he picked her up from behind as she walked to her car. Vitallii really did it to raise awareness for his attention whore ways, but he dribbled out a river of bullshit when he said that he did it to protest against Anna Wintour and the rest of the fashion industry putting the Kartrashians and other Instagram-famous people on the covers of magazines. Vitalli kept “protesting” again today by trying to kiss Kim Kardashian’s ass, but his face ended up kissing the concrete instead.
While wearing a business woman’s suit from Frederick’s of Hollywood, Kim worked the pap stroll outside a restaurant in Paris and as she went in, Vitalli tried to assault her ass with his lips. Kim’s ass must’ve been asleep, because if it wasn’t, it would’ve definitely swallowed him whole and he’d never be seen again! Vitalii wasn’t able to kiss Kim’s ass, because he was tackled to the ground by her bodyguard and what looks like the member of a barbershop quartet.
Vitalii messed with Kim before when he tried to pull her down in 2014. The home of the koven, E!, says that Kim is planning to file a complaint against Vitalii and get a restraining order against him. She has already contacted the police in Paris and her lawyers.
If Vitalii isn’t arrested or jailed, he’ll be begging the police to put him in a cell where he’s safe. Because Khlozilla is going to sniff Kim’s klothes for his scent and make it her mission to track him down and destroy him. Oh Vitalii, you can run, you can hide, but you can’t escape Khlozilla!