Yesterday we found out that this generation’s Luke and Laura (slap me sideways for that comparison) were having some messy relationship problems. Rob Kardashian tweeted Kylie Jenner’s personal phone number as payback for throwing him a baby shower and not inviting the woman he knocked up. That’s when we discovered, thanks to TMZ of course, that the reason Blac Chyna was deliberately left off the guest list wasn’t because the Kardashians didn’t have enough double-wide chairs for all the fake butts in attendance. It was because Chyna and Rob hadn’t spoken for months. According to TMZ, Rob and his 8-months-pregnant fiancée Chyna are over. Today we’re learning that they might not be that over.
A source tells People that Rob and Chyna aren’t broken up, but they’re definitely in a crappy place, relationship-wise. Rob and Chyna go through a lot of “rough patches“, the most recent happening last week. Rob and Chyna weren’t speaking or texting. To be fair, Rob’s probably just following orders with that no speaking or texting thing. I’m sure the Kardashians voted on selfies as their main form of communication at the last koven meeting.
The source adds that Rob and Chyna’s relationship isn’t a healthy one, especially since they’re going to be parents soon. It turns out his situation with Chyna isn’t the only unhealthy relationship in Rob’s life right now. TMZ says that all this drama with Chyna has made Rob super sad, and the shoulders he’s crying on belong to Ronald McDonald, Col. Sanders, and The Burger King. Sources tell TMZ that Rob is eating his feelings and he’s gained back the 50 lbs Chyna helped him lose when they first got together. TMZ says his weight is close to 300 lbs, which once again puts him at risk for major diabeetus problems.
TMZ is also calling BS on People’s sources that say Rob and Chyna aren’t broken up. TMZ’s sources tell them that Rob and Chyna are 100% over, and that he moved back into his own house two months ago. They add that he rarely emerges from his house, even for scheduled appearances to promote Rob & Chyna.
Even though Rob has been causing – to kwote Kim Kardashian at The Girls’ Lounge conference yesterday – “family drama“, TMZ says they’re still worried about him and they’re “praying” he snaps out of it. More like praying that they don’t receive a call from Rob’s doctor telling them that their kash kow might be too sick to film a second season of Rob & Chyna. Although I’m sure Kris Jenner already has a backup plan for that. “Coming soon to E!, Rob Takes Insulin.”