Night Crumbs
Taylor Swift took her new Dollar Tree Ann Jillian hair to dinner with Cara Delawhatever last night, and as that was happening Kanye West was performing in Nashville where he did the song Famous three times as the audience shouted “Fuck Taylor Swift!” Taylor probably heard about it at dinner and then ordered the most expensive bottle of champagne to pre-celebrate her team of lawyers successfully suing Kanye for a percentage of his tour sales since he’s using her name to bring more attention to it – Lainey Gossip
Dr. Howard Dean isn’t backing down from his “cokehead” theory about Donald Trump. As much as I love him for that, he better watch it before the coke cartels sue him for slandering their product by insinuating that it makes you say the stupid kind of shit that Trump says – Celebitchy
Poor Pepe the Frog – Drunken Stepfather
Amber Rose is getting paid $8 million to talk about fucking. Where did I go wrong in life? – Reality Tea
Sabrina the Teenage Witch has joined Gary Johnson’s presidential campaign. Okay, but who is Salem endorsing? – The Superficial
Semi-Panty Creamer of the Day: John Stamos and Chad from Scream Queens got oiled-up to do a shower scene together. This would’ve been a full Panty Creamer moment if there was at least some ass in it – Towleroad
But someone who did deliver some ass was that hot math teacher – OMG Blog
Joanna Krupa’s nipple knobs look like butterscotch drops in that tank top – The Nip Slip
That Spider-Boy costume looks like it came from Party City – Popoholic
Shit, most Americans can’t pronounce Massachusetts – Hollywood Tuna
Today I learned two new things: 1. Jenna Elfman has a new show. 2. That new show is probably not going to last for long – SOW
Mickey Rourke challenged Usain Bolt to a race, and yeah, he probably lost hard, but I bet his glorious wig stayed on the entire time – Pajiba
Alec Baldwin’s Donald Trump looks more like a duckface-making Papa Joe – Just Jared
Oh, it’s all fun and fashion until your nipples come off with the tape – Egotastic!
Scott Eastwood and Charlotte McKinney are still humping – Popsugar
Pic: Splash