Make Way For The Lamb Stampede: Miley Cyrus Talked Shit About Mariah Carey

September 28, 2016 / Posted by:

When you think of Miley Cyrus, you immediately have to rinse your mouth out with industrial-strength Listerine since the taste of chipmunk smegma covers your tongue. But after you do that and think of Miley Cyrus again, you think of a serious artiste who is all about the art and her voice and isn’t at all about gimmicks or herself or what she’s wearing. Miley Cyrus thinks that of Miley Cyrus too! And Miley Cyrus is the complete opposite of Mariah Carey.

In that same Elle interview where Miley declared that she’s quitting the red carpet for the sake of the starving people of the world, she mouth queefed up her thoughts about Mimi. Like Mimi, Miley is half-Wuzzle, so you’d think she’d worship at the unicorn hooves of the Empress of the Lambs, but she doesn’t. While filming The Voice, Miley, who’s a judge on that shit, told a contestant that not everyone can be Mariah Carey. Elle asked Miley what she meant by that and although she praised Mimi for being a gay icon, she said that Mimi is also about ME-ME-ME-ME while she is all about giving back to the world!

“I’ve never really been a fan, because it’s so much about Mariah Carey. That’s part of her shtick; I can see through that. That’s part of what makes her a gay icon; like, it’s about Mimi! It’s about what she’s wearing, and it’s about her. What I make isn’t about me. It’s about sharing my story; it’s about someone being connected to what I’m saying.”

Hmmm… Either Miley, the interviewer or the tape recorder was a wrong kind of stoned, because that quote should read: “I’m about what I’m wearing, and about me. What I make is all about me. It’s about sharing my chipmunk chichis and it’s about my twerking nalgas connecting with Robin Thicke’s Beetlejuice pants.

These little tricks nowadays, no respect! First of all, it’s not about what Mimi wears, because Mimi hardly wears anything nowadays. Second of all, how dare Miley not even mention the fact that the butterfly nightingale was filling ear holes with glitter-covered musical notes long before Billy Ray Cyrus even jizzed her out. And I doubt Mimi is going to respond, dahling, because I’m sure Miley is another “her” she doesn’t know.

And here’s some old pictures from April of Mimi sharing her yodeling skills and elegance with her lambs in Milan, Italy.


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