Hot Slut Of The Day!

September 28, 2016 / Posted by:

The traffic cop from the Detrol LA commercial whose overactive bladder is messing with her job!

Gotta go, gotta go, gotta right now, gotta go, gottta goooo” is something you may have sang every time you had to hold your piss and/or caca while quickly waddling over to the toilet in the early aughts. That was thanks to several Detrol LA commercials from around 2003 including my favorite one starring an actress who gives the performance of her career as a traffic cop trying to keep her overactive bladder from exploding but can’t keep it together after a shady and cunty fire hydrant pushes her over the edge by pissing out a giant river of water. That mean fire hydrant knew what it was doing!

This commercial looks like it was shot on the same fake city set that Janet Jackson’s Alright video was shot on, so whenever I watch it, I hope that Miss Janet will sashay on by and help Officer PissPants out by throwing a pin-striped diaper at her.

So her overactive bladder problems are solved because of Detrol LA… But instead of having to take a time out to empty her bladder, she probably had to take a time out when the Detrol LA-induced constipation she suffered from gave her stomach craps. And I bet that asshole fire hydrant teased her by shooting out brown water. That bitch.

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