Just like how Bloody Mary is supposed to appear in the mirror if you say her name three times or a lawyer shows up to your house if you piss off Taylor Swift, Jennifer Aniston’s name is likely to get dragged up when someone types the words “Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are getting a divorce.” Even though Jennifer Aniston hasn’t really had much to do with Brad Pitt since getting him to sign divorce papers eleven years ago, some people still want to know what she thinks about the news that her cheater ex-husband and the tomb wrecker are splitting up. Jenny hasn’t said anything publicly, but some of her nearest and dearest have. Much like Justin Theroux, Courteney Cox thinks you should be leaving Jennifer Aniston’s name out of it.
Entertainment Tonight ran into Courteney Cox at Revlon’s annual Philanthropic Luncheon yesterday. ET wanted to kiki with Courtney about how Jennifer Aniston feels about Brangelina’s demise, but Courteney wasn’t having it.
“I feel like we’re exacerbating it by even talking about it. It’s not about her.”
Of course her husband and one of her best friends aren’t going to say anything. A loyal bitch keeps their mouth shut. Everyone knows you’ve got to look to a loose-lipped aunt or a gossipy Facebook friend if you want information. Sure, it might be several shades different from the truth, but it’s bound to be entertaining. “Jennifer is so happy about it all, she decided to celebrate by buying one of the boats used in the production of By The Sea and is naming it either Brad’s Breakup or the S. S. HAHAHA.”
I doubt the media will stop asking Jennifer Aniston’s former co-stars how she feels about Brangelina’s divorce. I wonder who the next will be? I’m personally crossing my fingers for The Leprechaun as he’s leaving The Nice Guy by a cameraman from TMZ.
Here are some shots of the Chris Crocker to Jennifer Aniston’s Britney leaving Revlon’s charity lunch yesterday with Tobey Maguire’s wife.