Night Crumbs
Emily Blunt and John Krasinski had dinner at Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux’s NYC apartment last night. I’m sure that after Jen served everyone Aveeno lotion and Smart Water soup, they pranked Brad Pitt by sending him several cheese-less vegetable pizzas, which are a stoner’s nightmare, honestly – Lainey Gossip
It looks like Charlize Theron gained some chunk for a Diablo Cody movie, and sadly it’s not a sequel to Young Adult – Celebitchy
Oh, it’s just Mimi dancing to one of her songs in Mykonos while everyone around her pretty much ignores her since she does that all day, every day – Drunken Stepfather
Modern Family cast TV’s first openly transgender child actor – Towleroad
And here’s pictures of St. Lindsay visiting a family of Syrian refugees who have really been through e-fucking-nough – The Superficial
ScarJo got into Hillary Clinton drag for a movie – Popoholic
My favorite Swedish gold digger is still living that opulent yacht life – Egotastic!
St. Dame Professor Angie is still going to teach at the London School of Economics – Jezebel
Samuel L. Jackson screamed at pussy – SOW
Papa Joe and Donald Trump must go to the same colorist – WWTDD
Kiefer Sutherland is glad that Julia Roberts dumped him – HuffPo
How do I get that hot piece and his kangaroo kid to adopt me into their family? – Hollywood Tuna
Being on suspension is rough (see: Tom Brady naked sunbathing in Italy) – OMG Blog
Patton Oswalt talked about his late wife and I should really see a doctor, because while listening to him, my eyes twitched and a weird clear blood drop trickled down my cheek – Pajiba
The ex-husband of one of the Real Housewives of Miami died after possibly having a heart attack – Reality Tea
Pic: Splash