Katy Perry Will Get Naked To Get You To Vote On November 8

September 27, 2016 / Posted by:

A lot of famous people promised last week that if everyone got out on voting day and made sure that Donald Trump didn’t become the president we’d get to see Mark Ruffalo’s weiner. I figured that the guarantee of seeing DILF dick was enough to send everybody running to register, but there are clearly still some people out there who need convincing that they should vote on November 8th. Katy Perry’s got them covered. Which, ironically, she’s doing while covered only by black censor bars.

Earlier today Funny or Die Katy released a voting PSA they made with Katy Perry in which she encourages everyone, no matter how busted or messy or deeply dumpy they look, to get out and vote in November. Katy Perry in Actress Mode always freaks me out a little, because her voice sounds like a Cricket doll with a fresh pair of batteries auditioning for an infomercial. She’s giving you Improv 101 scene-stealer who chugged the big can of Red Bull before class. Although her acting isn’t the best part about by this PSA. That honor would go to Katy’s makeup. She’s got the eyelashes of Gia Gunn, the lipstick of Steve Buscemi in Billy Madison, and the hair of a stripper who just worked a bachelor party at Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory.

Katy doesn’t care if you roll out of bed looking like a hungover sorority girl on laundry day or walk into the voting booth in a pair of scooch-marked underwears, she just wants you to be there. But don’t try to vote naked like Katy did, otherwise you’ll be arrested and thrown in the back of a cop car with a naked Joel McHale. Well, if that’s all it takes to find yourself junk-to-junk with Joel McHale, then we should probably expect mass indecent exposure arrests to happen on November 8th.

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