The dustiest box of cake mix in the Kardashian’s metaphorical pantry Rob Kardashian managed to get a whole lot of attention for himself last night. Kongratulations, Rob! Or should I say kongratulations, Blac Chyna? Because Rob just found a way to make us pay attention to your relationship again. Last night, Rob got really upset at his younger sister Kylie Jenner. When normal people get mad at their siblings, they shoot bitchy texts back and forth until someone responds with an unintentionally hilarious autocorrect and they both laugh. But not the Kardashians! They throw it out into the world for everyone to see.
Rob hopped on Twitter and tweeted Kylie’s phone number out to his 6.66 million (666? How perfect) followers. He was so angry, he tweeted it twice. In case you’re thinking he got hacked, no dog, he wasn’t hacked.
The tweets are still up. As for how long, who knows. I’m sure they’ll be disposed of in the Twitter graveyard as soon as Kris Jenner wakes up from her 9-hour cryogenic anti-aging freezer coffin and realizes that one of her least-profitable whores came for one of her most-profitable whores. UsWeekly says Kylie’s number has already been disconnected. I’m sure Tyga is really bummed out about that. He would have had the perfect excuse for the next time a dealership calls Kylie and informs her that her man hasn’t been making his monthly payments on the car she leased for him. “Me? Not pay someone? Oh, that’s definitely a prank call from someone on the internet. Hahaha so funny. Hang up the phone, Kylie.”
Not long after, Rob explained what made him pull some petty shit. Because the Rob & Chyna writers told him to, right?
My guess is that Kylie was the one who “forgot” to slip Chyna’s invitation into the mail, and that’s why he went after her. But really, how is Rob surprised that any of his sisters would pull a level-10 tacky move like not inviting the woman carrying his baby to his baby shower? Besides, it’s not like it was even a real baby shower. It was probably just an excuse for them to get together and bang out a couple dozen sponsored Instagram posts for a new selfie light that makes you look younger in the face called the Bae-b-Shower. “Rob, there’s a pair of North’s old baby Yeezys and a couple unopened packs of diapers at the door. Now get out of our way, we’re #working.”
UPDATE: According to TMZ, the reason why Chyna wasn’t invited to Rob’s special baby shower is because Rob and Chyna are over, and they’ve been over for a while. Sources tell TMZ that Rob and Chyna haven’t been speaking for months. They got together for dinner the night before the premiere of Rob & Chyna, but other than that, they’re pretty much done with each other. The Kardashian/Jenner sisters threw Rob a No Chynas baby shower because Chyna had agreed to separate showers, but Rob was still pissed they didn’t invite her. No word on what caused them to stop talking. Maybe Rob really was still texting bitches?