Night Crumbs
The trailer for King Cobra, based on the real-life murder of a gay porn producer, is out and I actually found myself saying, “I really want to put my eyeballs on this,” about a James Franco movie. It has everything: Gay porn! Man nipples! Sweaty asses! Molly Ringwald! – Towleroad
I wonder if Leonardo DiCatchAHo is going to make President Obama an honorary member of the Pussy Posse when they meet? – Lainey Gossip
The Nirvana baby once again recreated the “Nevermind” album cover (sans penis) – Celebitchy
Dear Miley Cyrus, can you please just keep stepping to your left until you’re out of the frame so that I can fully take in Billy Idol’s seasoned peroxide and charbroiled skin hotness – The Superficial
The trailer for the new season of Vanderpump Rules is here and it should really be certified organic because it’s all just so real – Reality Tea
Romance IS getting married by Lil Wayne under toilet paper decorations in prison – OMG Blog
Katharine McPhee is in a bikini – Popoholic
Ashley Graham is in a bikini made with her own arm and hand – Egotastic!
Magazines are still trying to make Hailey Baldwin happen – Drunken Stepfather
And yet, I’d still rather watch this bumbling ass magician than Criss Angel – Hollywood Tuna
I hate 7th Heaven, but I love Catherine Hicks now – Jezebel
A strange thing happened the other day, Ashley Olsen went out into the sun and didn’t melt. The vampire gnomes are evolving! – WWTDD
The Kiss Cam landed on Amy Schumer and she did exactly what you would think she’d do – SOW
Hilary Duff sort of “confirmed” that she’s doing her trainer full-time – Popsugar
What in craft project gone wrong HELL is Brit Brit Spears wearing? – IDLYITW
Pics of Owen Wilson’s nipples? Sure, I’ll take ’em! – Just Jared