Like The Future King Of England Would Really High-Five With A Commoner!

September 26, 2016 / Posted by:

Wipe that filthy smile off your face, peasant, and get to kissing the ground YOUR MAJESTY just walked on.”

Prince George and his entourage arrived in Canada on Saturday to begin his week-long surveying of the land he will one day rule. Prince George’s trip started off most unpleasant, and it was gracious of him to not immediately send all those Canadian officials to the gallows after declaring war upon the country. When Prince George stepped off of the plane at the airport in British Columbia, he found a sad, sad sight. The people of Canada were not all bowing down in a receiving line and Michael Bublé was not crooning out Prince George’s official entrance song, Move Bitch Get Out Da Way, as servants waited at the bottom of the stairs with giant maple leaves to fan with him.

Prince George let that slide, but what happened next was unforgivable! Many turn inside/out from the charms of Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, but not Prince George! PM Trudeau did the right thing by kneeling before Prince George, but then he committed a truly uncouth sin when he tried to high-five, low-five and shake hands with the future King of England. Yes, Justin Trudeau tried to pull the “up high, down low, to the side, too slow” trick on Prince George!

Prince George met his charity quota back in April when he graciously shook hands with the fans who flew all the way from America to meet him, so he definitely wasn’t going to touch that Canadian peasant’s paw. Prince George shut Prime Minister Trudeau down and after he banished that commoner from his sight, he looked the PM up and down and judged those dreadful shoes. PM Trudeau obviously didn’t see Prince George silently reading his look or he would’ve ran off crying. Nothing is more devastating than a child prince in knee socks looking you up and down.

PM Trudeau may have made up for his insolence by slapping his own hand in front of Prince George, but since he didn’t do that, he’ll probably be forced to resign for offending the future supreme leader of the world!

Here’s a zillion pictures of the professional Downton Abbey cosplayers arriving in BC on Saturday, and also at the Vancouver Harbour Flight Centre yesterday. Prince George had the day off yesterday, because he needed the time to recover from looking at PM Trudeau’s offensive shoes!

Pics: Wenn.com

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