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September 26, 2016 / Posted by:

Piko-Taro, the ear worm-making chanteuse who delivered Japan’s answer to Gangnam Style!

It’s been a long, long time since I’ve touched an apple bong, but the next time I make one, I’m going to get pre-baked by taking myself up, up and away as I sing the lyrics, “I have a pen. I have an apple. Uh! Apple pen!”  Spoon & Tamago says that nipple tingler above, who is giving me “Asian John Waters doing an impersonation of Fred Armisen’s Prince on acid” is Piko-Taro, a character created by Japanese comedian/DJ Kosaka Daimaou. Kosaka plays Piko-Taro during his stand-up act and the character is so popular that he decided to devote a YouTube Channel to the animal print-loving musical genius.

Piko-Tara inaugurated his YouTube channel with PPAP, a little jingle about fruit and pen fuck times. While dressed in pimp pajamas and dancing like Cliff Huxtable (if Cliff Huxtable accidentally roofied himself with uppers instead of downers), Piko-Taro serves up a story about a power top pen fucking an apple and a pineapple. It may be simple, but the lyrics are still a billion times more complex than anything Taylor Swift has written! File this under: Reason #6,900,923,999 for why Japan single-handedly makes the world go ’round with the magical fuckery it produces:

Since Piko-Taro released PPAP last month, it’s gone viral in Japan (and beyond) and has gotten almost 3 million views. 3 million views may seem like a lot, but it should have 20 times that, because teachers should be showing it to their students in school. Learning how to make an apple bong is an important skill that everyone should learn and this gem of foolery is a perfect musical tutorial!

(Thanks to everybody who sent this in!)

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