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September 25, 2016 / Posted by:

The apple-snatching, robot-hating moose of Norway!

This video may only be as long as an elephant shrew’s uncut mouth dick, but it’s more riveting, action-filled and entertaining than all of the Transformers movies combined. The owner of a home in a suburb in Norway caught one of Lindsay Lohan’s moose cousins blatantly stealing apples from a tree in their backyard.

When a thieving ass moose is snatching your apples without permission or payment, you can deal with Bullwinkle Lohan a few ways. You can either just let them steal since we’re all in this shitty life together and apples bring happiness to a moose’s mouth. You can scare them off by blaring a Meghan Trainor song at it, but then again, it may pound its ears against the tree branches to stop the pain and then you’ll be arrested for animal cruelty. Or you can do what the Norwegian homeowner did. They sent in a robot lawnmower to scare the apple robber away. SPOILER ALERT: A moose isn’t going to let some grass-cutting robot bitch mess up its apple heist.

And here’s the answer to the age-old question: How many hoof bops from a moose does it take to stop a robot lawnmower.

I’m really going to need Michael Mann to turn that clip into a feature film.

And now we know that when the robots rise up against us, we’ll have moose kind on our side.

via Neatorama (For Carole)

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