Open Post: Hosted By Nyle DiMarco’s Furry Nips

September 23, 2016 / Posted by:

After this damn week, what we all need is to lay our heads on a luscious pillow of chest fur, and two-time reality show champion (Dancing with the Stars and America’s Next Top Model) Nyle DiMarco has graciously provided that. Nyle is now in Las Vegas where he’s summoning coochie cream geysers and causing genital seizures by thrusting his crotch for a crowd of screaming ladies in the Chippendales show at the Rio for a limited time.

One of my gay friends went to the Chippendales show in Vegas once, and said that it was on the tame side and only chicks were brought on stage for a lap dance. That’s a dealbreaker. I mean, yes, I’d want to see Nyle DiMarco sway his wolf nipples and hump the stage while wearing Spandex chonies. But no, I do not want to be escorted out of the venue by Martha Plimpton after I ask the manager, “When does tea bagging time start?


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