Night Crumbs
If you’re mega pregnant and always got to keep it comfortable since the rude bitches on the subway won’t give you their seat, take a tip from Olivia Wilde: Go down to your local restaurant supply store, throw two red tablecloths over your body and call it good – Lainey Gossip
Some people stay together for the sake of the kids, Michael Fassbender and Alicia Vikander apparently stay together for the sake of their Oscar-bait movie – Celebitchy
Ariel Winter’s ass has its own makeup artist, but then again, don’t all of our asses? – Drunken Stepfather
This makes sense since God does have really good taste in music and art – The Superficial
Are we sure that the suspicious package left near Bethenny Frankel’s apartment wasn’t just a box of Skinny Girl crap, because that shit is definitely toxic and a threat to humanity – Reality Tea
Daniel Radcliffe says that Hollywood is still your old ass, homophobic and racist uncle – Towleroad
I doubt that even Bill Hader can save the Power Rangers movie – OMG Blog
PleaseLetThereBeNakedPicsOfPrinceHotGingeInThere – Popsugar
Cara Delawhatever did a shoot for Puma – Hollywood Tuna
Shailene Woodley’s hair is probably wet because she just got done dancing in the rain under the moonlight while chanting a chant to the celestial goddesses – Popoholic
If you don’t give a shit about Caitlyn Jenner’s political beliefs, then you really won’t give a shit about Kim Kartrashian saying she may vote for Jabba the Trump – Just Jared
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