UsWeekly says that Adam Levine’s model wife Behati Prinsloo finally gave birth to their baby yesterday in California. UsWeekly doesn’t have many details. Like there’s no word on whether or not Baby Levine came out with a couple random tattoos that it got in the womb while it was waiting to be born (it does have its daddy’s DNA after all). Neither Adam nor Behati have confirmed they had a kid by Instagramming a picture of Baby Levine holding Behati’s finger or tweeting a shout-out to the baby wipe brand who dropped off the most cases of product. “Big ups 2 @Pampers for their mad poop-removal skills!”
But they do know that Behati and Adam are now the parents to a baby girl named Dusty Rose Levine. Normally I’m all “Ha ha ha, listen to this celebrity baby name” but not today. If you grew up in the 80s, you know that dusty rose was THE color. I’m unable to shade anyone who blessed their baby with a name that gives me mental images of this dust-covered dried flower fantasy.
Not to mention the name only gets better when you do first name/last name. “Dusty Rose” totally sounds like a little old lady who spends half her Social Security check on cigarettes, sequined jackets, and Atlantic City slot machines.
Adam got a head start on the #1 dad thing before Dusty Rose was even born by cancelling a bunch of Maroon 5 shows earlier this month so he could be with Behati before she popped. I’m sure he also put in some time training his voice into a lower register. After all, he doesn’t want to be shattering all the windows in Dusty Rose’s nursery when he hits the high notes on “Rock-a-Bye Baby.”