Sorry Katy Perry! Whoops, actually – scratch that. I know Katy Perry was looking for an apology from Taylor Swift, and I’ve got a feeling she’s going to start sprouting grey pubes before she gets one. And forget about collaborating on anything together. If Hollywood Life’s sources are to be believed, Katy’s got a better chance of receiving a nun-approved nomination for sainthood than working with Taylor.
Last weekend, Katy inserted herself back into the drama by tweeting that she would totally work with her former friend on the condition that Taylor apologize to her. How very…adult of her? It might have been the first time anyone in a fight with Taylor Swift acted their age. But Taylor isn’t making plans to drop to her knees, squirt some fake glycerine tears onto her cheeks, and beg Katy Perry for forgiveness. Because Taylor is too good to slum it with a non-winner like Katy. A source tells Hollywood Life that Taylor let out a snotty girl laugh at the mere thought of working with one of the loser art hall kids.
“Why would Taylor want to collaborate with someone whose latest single (“Rise“) didn’t even break the Top 10? Taylor is a ten time Grammy winner. Katy has zero Grammys.”
Do you know who else has zero Grammys? Snoop Dogg. Bjork. The Spice Girls. And you know who does have a Grammy? Starland Vocal Band. Club Nouveau. The Baha Men. So please have a seat, Taylor.
Even if Katy Perry did win a Grammy, I highly doubt Taylor would want to do a duet. After all, if Taylor Swift isn’t keeping a feud going, is she even Taylor Swift? The only way I could see a Taylor/Katy collaboration happening would be if Taylor were to release a Chris Gaines-style album as her fictional alter-ego Nils Sjoberg. But even then she’s not free from drama. Calvin Harris will see the name “Nils Sjoberg” and find a way to once again insert himself into the drama, and then we’re back at square one again.