Yay? That’s about the only reaction I can muster. In an interview with Newsweek, Henry Cavill’s new manager revealed that he’s going to star in another standalone Superman flick. Yep, I’m kind of back to the weak “yay?” Wait, can Henry show off an ass like this one in his supersuit? That might inspire some more enthusiasm from me and the rest of the gals. Either that or fire Hank and get the owner of that donk to take over as both movie AND tv Supes. Cuz’ damn. That donk pic is now used for avatars on some of the dirtier Tumblrs. Not that I know about dirty Tumblrs. *hides face in hands*
Dany Garcia is a female body-builder and The Rock’s ex-wife/manager/producing partner who now directs Cavill’s management team at the William Morris Endeavor agency.
“Henry has a big appetite,” Garcia says. “We’ve been in a five-month period of time where he’s re-strategizing, acquiring property [for his production company Promethean], he’s filming [Justice League] now, he’s in development for the Superman standalone… he’s beginning to expand that world. It’s beautifully teed up. In a year from now, or two years from now, he’s going to be a force globally.”
Globally? Does that mean he can do something about the Kardashian glut? What about Orangina’s gross uncle? PROVE IT, Ms. Garcia.
We don’t really need another Superman movie. We had one called Superman II. That one was so amazing that it was the only one we needed. All we needed was actress Sarah Douglas as glam-80s Kryptonian super-bitch Ursa hailing Christopher Reeve by calling “SUPAHMAAAHNNN!” and hurling a manhole cover at his ass. THAT was all the Superman movie we needed. Now, if Miss Garcia wants to produce a movie in which Henry and her ex-husband The Rock play day shift go-go boys who fight evil whilst oiled up in thongs at night, well, that’s a flick that I can get behind. Literally.