The butt blister in a baggy suit who is currently running for President of the United States went on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon last night, and a surprising thing happened: Jimmy Fallon barely asked Donald Trump any hard-hitting serious questions. But Jimmy Fallon now knows the answer to the question, “What does Trump’s b-hole walls taste like?”, because he spent part of the interview with his tongue up in there. And yes, Jimmy wiggled it a bit.
Jimmy did ask Trump about his Russian boo Vladimir Putin and spit about riveting questions about board games and McDonald’s, but there’s one moment that made many people heave from their eyes, ears and mouths. Jimmy Fallon is more annoying than a hyperactive child with a plastic kazoo, but he really annoyed the shit out of people by being cutesy with Pennywise the Clown’s scarier twin brother. Jimmy looked into the eyes Trump and said, “The next time I see you, you could be the President of the United states…” If Trump becomes POTUS, it’ll be hard to see him with a swarm of locusts attacking our eyes. Jimmy went on and asked if he could mess up the vicious Fizzgig on Trump’s head. Trump let him, which brought on this moment:
Many, many on Twitter shit on Jimmy for going soft, kissing ass, pandering and palling around with Trump like everything is just jokes and sunshine. But it’s Jimmy “Always Trying To Be Everybody’s Best Friend” Fallon and it’s The Tonight Show! I would’ve been surprised if at the end of the interview he didn’t wipe away Trump’s butt dust from his lips. But maybe behind that fake laugh, there’s a real investigative journalist inside of Jimmy Fallon. Maybe Jimmy risked getting attacked by the beast on Trump’s head, because he wanted to see if Trump’s tax returns were in there?