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September 16, 2016 / Posted by:

The pair of frilly granny under-crackers that have caused a SCANDAL in a small village in England!

When parents walked their children to the grade school in Stokeinteignhead, Devon earlier this week, they had to immediately cover the pristine eyes of their innocent angels after they spotted a pair of sinful and indecent lacy knickers hanging out to dry in the garden of 65-year-old grandma Rozamund Perrin’s home. Memaw Roza had know idea that her fancy chonies were recently causing the pure souls of the children to be tainted with filth until she got a note in her mailbox later that afternoon. The letter from an anonymous crazy, we’ll call Prudey McPantyHater, let Roza know that it is highly inappropriate for her undies to be in plain sight of children! It’s just underwear, not used anal beads, but that prude still has a point. I’m sure in the far future when a local hooker gets caught for the 90th time selling ass for a tiny crack pebble and the police ask them what went wrong in life, they’ll say, “My innocence was gone when I saw a pair of lacy panties hanging out on a line to dry.”

Roza’s daughter Charlotte posted the note on Facebook and it read like this:

“It is total inapropiate for this type of garment to be displayed opposite the village primary school. There are member of this community that would welcome a halting of this. Thank you”

Hmmm…..I bet what’s really going on is that every time the offended note writer spots those frilly chonies in the garden, he starts strokin’ the head in Stokeinteignhead and it’s got him bothered!

Charlotte tells The Daily Mail that this isn’t the first time her mom’s knickers caused prudes to get their own knickers in a twist. Ten years ago, Rozamund’s chonies were the subject of a Parish Council meeting (the Parish Council denies this).

“This like red rag to the bull. She’s had all of her under-crackers stolen before and worse still her underwear was a subject at a Parish Council meeting. It was about ten years ago. Sometimes I did wish she’d be less excessive with her pegs to thong ratio but not after this.”

But not all of Roza’s neighbors are feeling like a bull to a red rag about this important situation. Many of them have supported her right to hang her under-crackers on the laundry line and they also don’t care about her pegs to thong ratio. I have no idea what I just typed there, but I loved Charlotte’s quote so much that I had to repeat some of it. And may Roza’s frilly under-crackers long live on that laundry line!

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