Night Crumbs

September 15, 2016 / Posted by:

Rooney Mara was at TIFF and never mind that it looks like she’s wearing some bra-thing made out of footballs, the real news is that she sort-of smiled for the cameras. I didn’t know that Rooney could do that! I’m scared now and if I get a call on my phone, I’m not going to pick up, because I know the voice on the other end is going to say, “Seven days….” – Lainey Gossip 

Tom Hiddleston will be the final presenter at the Emmys on Sunday. I guess he got something out of dating Taylor Swift besides shit from everyone – Celebitchy

Rosie Huntington-Whateverly’s choker is very Disney evil queen – Drunken Stepfather

RIP to the polyester Shih Tzu who died on Kim Zolciak’s head – Reality Tea

Bill Clinton is totally going to think about getting “still dicking bimbos” tattooed on his peen – The Superficial 

The only album titled Joanne that I want is one from Joanne the ScammerTowleroad

Oh, it’s okay, I wasn’t planning on sleeping at all tonight anyway  – WWTDD

My thoughts exactly, lady laughing at Jessica Lowndes’ cornrows – Popoholic

I’m going to need that lady to also laugh at this look too – Hollywood Tuna

Rita Ora got a calendar for some reason – Egotastic!

Bart The Zombie Cat is finally moving into his forever home, where he’ll silently plot the demise of the bitches who buried him alive! – UPI

Chaz Bono made his acting debut on American Horror Story: Nobody Knows What The Hell This Shit Is About last night – OMG Blog

It was nice of John Travolta to let Rob Lowe borrow one of his wigs – SOW

Scott Eastwood doesn’t wear chonies – Popsugar

It looks like the theme of Marc Jacobs’ newest collection is Lana Wachowski at a candy rave in 1997 – Just Jared

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