Yes, I said MAROON, because I am a classy whore who likes to use the classiest name available for colors.
Jason Momoa was at the Toronto International Film Festival yesterday to sell his movie The Bad Batch with co-star Soooookeh Waterhouse. Jason Momoa also unintentionally sold me on his style being “steampunk Tarzan going to a senior prom while wearing an ensemble bought at Chess King.” This is very Johnny Depp Lite. Jason’s style borders on Fighting The Hot, but it still brings the nipple tingles, because it lacks sleeves and fucks to give. I am always grateful that Jason suffers from a deeply allergic reaction to covering up those arms.
Jason is also dressed like an overheated Paula Poundstone at a holiday party in 1993, and suddenly I find myself feeling things about Paula Poundstone.