Shoot, who knew that if you threw the wrong filter over a picture of Blake Shelton his face would look like the plastic mask from a Ben Cooper, Inc. costume?
Last month, TMZ claimed that Gwen Stefani is fixin’ to become Mrs. Y’all-y Jean Giant. Gwen was asked by Ryan Seacrest if she’d ever get married again during an interview last week. Gwen didn’t really have an answer, but UsWeekly sure does.
A source close to Gwen tells UsWeekly says that the rumor that they’re getting married is true, and they know when said wedding is going to happen. Gwen and Blake haven’t given their family and friends a date, but the source says they want to get married before the end of the year. Gwen and Blake have been together for almost a year, and they’re ready to make it legal because she makes him want to sing like Bill Medley or something.
“They are both very, very happy. Blake is having the time of his life with Gwen and feels so comfortable around her.”
If Gwen and Blake want to get married before the end of the year, they better get moving. It’s the middle of September, which means they’ve only got about three-and-a-half months before this year turns into next year. That’s not a whole lot of time to plan a wedding. I’ve been to a 1-month wedding, and let me tell you: it’s fine, but it’s not great. When you’ve got limited time, you better be prepared to walk down the aisle of a high school gymnasium before the junior boys basketball team has it reserved for practice and raise glasses of a knock-off Baby Duck called Toddler Gull while balancing a napkin of KFC popcorn chicken on your lap. Look, I didn’t say it would suck, just that it might not be as enchanted an evening you were hoping for.