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Sienna Miller and her Foxcatcher director Bennett Miller are most likely bumping sex parts full-time. In that picture, Bennett sort of looks like Mr. Sheffield from The Nanny, so I’m going to choose to believe that Sienna’s gold medal-winning home wrecking ways are back and she snatched away Fran Fine’s man! – Lainey Gossip
Emma Stone looks like she’s wearing a bunch of sequined bath mats – Celebitchy
Page Six wants you to think that Alexis Arquette was about to blow the closet door of Hollywood right open – The Superficial
Brandi Glanville may owe a pile of money to the IRS (she denies it). If the IRS ever get to the point where they need to seize Brandi’s stuff, they should seize those busted contacts right out of her eyeballs, even though they ain’t worth shit – Reality Tea
Bella “Model Of Many Faces” Hadid did another magazine – Drunken Stepfather
And on today’s episode of What Kind Of Foolish Hooker Mess Did Kanye West Make Kim Kartrashian Wear Today? – The Nip Slip
Dear Natalie Portman, Bea Arthur wore it better – Popsugar
Emily RideAJetSki continues to be one of my new favorite demure roses – Popoholic
Speaking of blossoms of elegance… – Hollywood Tuna
Someone told Gwen Stefani that doing a Harajuku girls cartoon series is a good idea – Pajiba
Michelle Obama and Ellen DeGeneres joked about Bradley Cooper’s bare ass possibly making an appearance at a White House State Dinner – Towleroad
Be right back, I need to go read all the blind items in God Today – Starcasm
Hot piece Nyle DiMarco is glad he can’t hear the dingles coming out of Jabba the Trump’s yell hole – OMG Blog
Panty Creamer of the Day: Jay Pharoah from Saturday Night Live got buff – Just Jared
Kendall Jenner was right, her stupid friend group name is really, really lame – IDLYITW
It looks like Martin Luther King Jr.’s dream finally came true, because according to Lil Wayne’s purple drank-infused brain racism doesn’t exist since white kids go to his shows – HuffPo
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