Night Crumbs
Have you been thinking to yourself that you have way too much money and you want to waste some by overpaying for shit that looks like it came from The Gap outlet? Well, Goopy Paltrow is here to make your dreams come true with her new clothing line – Lainey Gossip
The look IS Lisa Vanderpump’s travelin’ ensemble, which is very “Carmen Sandiego going to a fancy witch’s funeral” – Reality Tea
Little Koryea Kardashian isn’t even out of Blac Chyna’s body and she’s already making guest appearances on her parents’ shit show – Celebitchy
If Bella Thorne was also wearing giant aviator goggles on her head, she’d be giving us casual daytime Burning Man glamour – Drunken Stepfather
ScarJo’s Hillary Clinton circa 2006 hair gets a no from me – Popoholic
Who cares if Sporty Spice’s new song sounds like a Bruno Mars reject, she’s back! – OMG Blog
Unnamed sources and a dude claiming to be Alexis’ Arquette ex-boyfriend say that Alexis died from complications related to AIDS – Towleroad
Scene: A nana walks into her “nice” living room and screams after she sees that someone ripped off and stole the upholstery on one of her armchairs. Cut to Laura Jeanne Poon wearing that armchair upholstery as a dress to the Toronto International Film Festival – The Superficial
Lady Gaga’s coochie cutters look like a disco diaper – Hollywood Tuna
This is a trick question because the real Marie Osmond is made of wax too – SOW
OctoMom (remember her?) is back to tell us that the character of OctoMom is dead – Starcasm
THE GREATEST SINGUH IN DA WORLD is also THE GREATEST RAPPUH IN DA WORLD – Popsugar
It only took a million years but Saturday Night Live finally added its first Latina cast member – Pajiba
Toni Basil’s still got it! – Boy Culture
Kirstie Alley is going to be a regular on season 2 of Scream Queens and will play the head crazy bitch of a hospital, a hospital that I’m sure prescribes medicine. What would L. Ron Hubbard say? – Just Jared
Pic: Goop