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September 11, 2016 / Posted by:

Stoner Spider!

The Simpsons made me believe that if you ever throw trash onto the earth, Bette Midler will appear out of nowhere to destroy your planet-polluting ass. But that didn’t happen to a stoner in the English town of Little Lever in Great Manchester when they tossed a joint over the fence. The joint landed on a spider web and the smoker recorded a scene that looks like it’s straight out of Planet Earth as produced by Seth Rogen. The spider of that web did what any of us would do if a little of the good shit magically landed in our house: it protected its stash. The spider spun a web around the joint to keep Charlotte’s free-loading stoner cousins from snatching it.

Yes, the person who recorded this should be jailed for shooting it in portrait mode, but they should also be jailed for not throwing a bag of Funyuns (or onion-flavored circle crisps as you UKers probably call them) and a Friday DVD at that web too.

The internet tells me that spiders won’t mess with the good shit unless it’s injected into a dead fly or something, So that spider is most likely not a stoner and isn’t going to toke it up. It’s probably saving it to sell to a caterpillar, because we all know that caterpillars are the stoners of the insect world.

via Metro UK and Mashable

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