Someone must have pressed her rubberized Creepy Crawler lips up to Kanye West’s ear and threatened to stop letting him pick out her outfits unless he gave Tyga something to do besides spending Kylie Jenner’s money on cars that get repo’d. Because last night Kanye announced that he has done his family a favor by signing Tyga to his record label, GOOD Music. How very kind and generous of Kanye. Kris Jenner will no doubt have a very nice present waiting for you under the Khristmas tree this year. Oooh, maybe it will be a talking parrot that says “you’re a genius” every 10 minutes.
Tyga’s career as a “rapper” is about as steady as a model walking down a Yeezy Season 4 runway. I’m pretty sure his last album, The Gold Album: 18th Dynasty, went triple tinfoil. Regardless, Kanye was very excited to let everyone know at a pop-up show last night in New York that Tyga has become part of the GOOD Music family.
Kanye also signed rapper Desiigner. Tyga was formerly signed to the Last Kings label, which he founded.
Of course, it didn’t take long for the internet to kongratulate Kylie on getting her brother-in-law to hook her man up with a job. But according to TMZ, it’s not like that. There aren’t enough “Uh huhs” in the world. They say that Kanye legitimately likes Tyga’s music and that signing him was strictly a “business decision” that had nothing to do with the Kardashians. They’ve also worked together in the past, and were friends before either of them got with his respective Kardashian.
TMZ’s source must think we all just fell off the back of a Botox truck if they want us to believe that this “business decision” didn’t involve the Ks. Everything that family does is a business decision. They probably pitched the whole thing to Kanye during their last business meeting/selfie gathering. “As you can see, Tyga doesn’t make you any money. But he does get attention, and you still love attention, right? Plus, if you sign him now, we’ll throw in two social media feuds and an entire box of dirty pantyhose to get you started on your next fashion collection.”
Here’s Tyga and Little Kim in New York last night.