Random Burped Up A New Couple: Gavin Rossdale And Elin Nordegren

September 7, 2016 / Posted by:

The last time I wrote about the Pope of Gold Diggers, Elin Nordegren, she was supposedly dropping her million dollar poon onto the billion dollar peen belonging to the opulent human form of a Dynasty episode. Tiger Wood’s ex was dating Palm Beach tycoon Chris Cline, and many of us were hoping that she would achieve Gold Digging Saint status by marrying him without a prenup and later getting a giant chunk of his billion dollar fortune in a divorce settlement. That didn’t happen, and over three years later, she may have decided to do a little charity work by slumming it with poor peasant Gavin Rossdale.

50-year-old Gavin (YES, 50!) lives in L.A. and 35ish-year-old Elin lives in a lavish mansion in Florida, but mutual friends still decided that they should date. Those friends probably figured that Elin is Gavin’s dream woman since she was a nanny AND is a blonde with more money than him. A source tells UsWeekly that friends set them up and they had their first date in L.A. on August 27th. Gavin and Elin’s relationship must be on TSRT (Taylor Swift’s Relationships Time), because even though they only went on one damn date, they’re trying to make things work between them.

 “Elin flies to L.A. on her private plane a lot. They want to make it work.”

I know, it’s nice to see that Elin has moved on to a dude who is only known for being an honest partner. But really, Gavin and Elin (couple name: GaLin) only went on one date, but if it leads to something more, he should buy himself a really good pair of running shoes. Because Gavin’s feet are going to need good support when a guitar-wielding Elin chases him out of the house after finding out that his nomad dick made its way into the nanny.

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