Night Crumbs

September 7, 2016 / Posted by:

Bella Hadid was named Model of the Year at the GQ Awards in London last night, and she was so happy she could shit herself. Can’t you tell? That’s her happy face, and it’s also her sad face, and her confused face, and her angry face, and her constipated face, and her excited face, etc… etc…   – Popoholic

I would like Natalie Portman’s dress a lot more if Mrs. Roper was wearing it – Lainey Gossip

Lindsay Lohan is still on vacation – Drunken Stepfather

Dear The Rock, I can’t smell what you’re cooking, but I can smell what your baby’s butt cooked up – Celebitchy

Even Bob’s Discount Furniture wants nothing to do with the DuggarsThe Superficial 

If you watch the Real DrunkWives of New York City, there’s a good chance you won’t hear the line “Because I’m Asian, did you know that?” at all next season – Reality Tea 

That eyebrow situation makes the angels faint, so I’ll forgive this glamorous rose for wearing that grandma bun in his senior yearbook photo – Towleroad

If your day is not complete unless you see a tiny sliver of Bella Thorne’s nipple plate, here you go – The Nip Slip 

Future decided it would be a really good idea to leave millions of dollars worth of jewelry on Drake’s bus, and of course it got jacked. It’s stories like these that make Lindsay Lohan wish she was a part of Future’s entourage – IDLYITW

When Brit Brit Spears and Ellen DeGeneres went to the mall – OMG Blog

In “fuck me gently with a chainsaw” news, that Heathers TV series that absolutely nobody asked for got a pilot order – Jezebel

Christie Brinkley looks hot: part 4,512,934 – Hollywood Tuna 

Kanye and Drake are doing an album together – Starcasm

Patrick Dempsey says that one of the keys to fixing your marriage is lots of sex. He didn’t specify if you have lots of sex with others or with your spouse – Just Jared

Bjork is a Drag Race fangirl – Popsugar

Pic: Wenn.com

 

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