Night Crumbs
Bella Hadid was named Model of the Year at the GQ Awards in London last night, and she was so happy she could shit herself. Can’t you tell? That’s her happy face, and it’s also her sad face, and her confused face, and her angry face, and her constipated face, and her excited face, etc… etc… – Popoholic
I would like Natalie Portman’s dress a lot more if Mrs. Roper was wearing it – Lainey Gossip
Lindsay Lohan is still on vacation – Drunken Stepfather
Dear The Rock, I can’t smell what you’re cooking, but I can smell what your baby’s butt cooked up – Celebitchy
Even Bob’s Discount Furniture wants nothing to do with the Duggars – The Superficial
If you watch the Real DrunkWives of New York City, there’s a good chance you won’t hear the line “Because I’m Asian, did you know that?” at all next season – Reality Tea
That eyebrow situation makes the angels faint, so I’ll forgive this glamorous rose for wearing that grandma bun in his senior yearbook photo – Towleroad
If your day is not complete unless you see a tiny sliver of Bella Thorne’s nipple plate, here you go – The Nip Slip
Future decided it would be a really good idea to leave millions of dollars worth of jewelry on Drake’s bus, and of course it got jacked. It’s stories like these that make Lindsay Lohan wish she was a part of Future’s entourage – IDLYITW
When Brit Brit Spears and Ellen DeGeneres went to the mall – OMG Blog
In “fuck me gently with a chainsaw” news, that Heathers TV series that absolutely nobody asked for got a pilot order – Jezebel
Christie Brinkley looks hot: part 4,512,934 – Hollywood Tuna
Kanye and Drake are doing an album together – Starcasm
Patrick Dempsey says that one of the keys to fixing your marriage is lots of sex. He didn’t specify if you have lots of sex with others or with your spouse – Just Jared
Bjork is a Drag Race fangirl – Popsugar
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