Hot Slut Of The Day!

September 7, 2016 / Posted by:

The hot boss lady in an ITT Tech commercial from the olden days!

For as long as my mound of smegma and sludge brain can remember, ITT Tech commercials have played on TV, but yesterday I learned that I have to adjust to not seeing those commercials anymore. Because ITT Tech shut down all 130 of their campuses in the U.S.! I didn’t think that was even possible. That’s like Harvard shutting down! Most of ITT Tech’s 8,000 employees are out of a job and their 35,000 students don’t have classes, which they already paid for, to go to. ITT Tech has been investigated by the authorities in the past for earning several PhDs in scheming by allegedly grifting their students, but they closed up after nearly 50 years because the Department of Education banned them from enrolling new students using financial aid. ITT Tech has to pay $152 million within 30 days to help cover student refunds.

ITT Tech was a for-profit school that was the country’s most-esteemed technical institute. Sorry, MIT. It taught their students the future of tech and its illustrious alumni included Steve Jobs, Bill Gates, Elon Musk and Post-It inventors Romy White and Michele Weinberger. (That alumni information has not been confirmed in any way, but I’m assuming it’s 100% fact since ITT Tech was the first and foremost institute of technology and invention.) One of the ways ITT Tech lured in their victims, I mean students, was with their legendary commercials that seemed to mostly play during Jerry Springer and other daytime talk shows.

The ITT Tech commercials of the 80s and 90s warned you that if you didn’t have technology skills, you wouldn’t get a job! The one I remember the most is this depressing one, where people interviewing for a job got shaded AND read by bosses who were looking for someone with more education and some experience. The best question is, “Have you ever worked with anything high-tech?” “Hmm, well I can count up to 10 on an abacus, is that what you mean?

And the breakout star of that commercial has always been the hot business woman in purple. She seems to roll her eyes AND throw a “Begone, simpleton, I don’t see ITT Tech on your resume,” look at the poor bitch interviewing with her. You can tell that she lives for shutting a sadling down. I bet that after that interview, she went to lunch with her sister…Marie aka Snobby Saleswoman #2 from Pretty Woman. They’ve always bonded over their love of killing dreams!

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